Month: November 2014

The only problem with the sexy pucker bottom bikini, is the lack of availability. You know it when you see it, but how exactly do you find a pucker bottom bikini? Do you dial up the local Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, or Macy’s and ask for the scrunchy back, pucker butt, scrunchie middle, pucker bikini bottom department. No, I don’t think you will find a sexy bikini that way. Nice try. Hmmm, next step, search for a pucker butt on one of those cheesy online swimsuit stores. They claim to have sexy bikinis, club wear, strip wear, hot swimsuits, knee high leather boots, and pucker bottom bikinis. Yeah right, that’s like buying a juicy couture tracksuit online for $10 and wondering why it looks so fake! So, we have a little problem with our sexy beach plans now. Stay calm, help is on the way.

Breaking Fashion News! ~Well, at least for bikini shoppers! Who cares about anything else anyways? If you look good in a bikini, you can look good in anything! Oh yeah, back to the breaking news: Finally, luxury swimsuit companies are making tiny sexy bikinis! We don’t work so hard on our sexy beach bodies for nothing! We no longer have to surrender to the hierarchy of runway fashion experts to tell us that potato sacks are sexy. Speaking of Saks, Saks 5th is even starting to carry some tiny sexy bikinis. One bikini in particular seems to out shine the rest. And first place goes to…(drum roll please, silly) The Pucker Bottom Bikini! (Claps, Cheers, and Screams from every sexy beach girl worldwide!) Enough Sarcasm, on a serious note, the pucker bottom bikini truly is making an impression on the runways and major luxury bikini brands. Sexy is back, and…