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On the hunt for a pucker butt

The only problem with the sexy pucker bottom bikini, is the lack of availability. You know it when you see it, but how exactly do you find a pucker bottom bikini? Do you dial up the local Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, or Macy’s and ask for the scrunchy back, pucker butt, scrunchie middle, pucker bikini bottom department. No, I don’t think you will find a sexy bikini that way. Nice try.

Hmmm, next step, search for a pucker butt on one of those cheesy online swimsuit stores. They claim to have sexy bikinis, club wear, strip wear, hot swimsuits, knee high leather boots, and pucker bottom bikinis. Yeah right, that’s like buying a juicy couture tracksuit online for $10 and wondering why it looks so fake!

So, we have a little problem with our sexy beach plans now. Stay calm, help is on the way.

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